28th August 2009

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Dudes ruin concerts. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy dancing in a crowd of people and not wanted him to die of a seizure.  I wouldn’t get so angry about it if they had an awareness of their surroundings, but it seems like they’re always bumping into someone (me), and they always smell like garbage/fast food/B.O. I feel like I’m constantly worried about accidentally bumping into someone. My whole life is just a really slow, less fun, much more uncomfortable version of the last level of Star Fox, where you have to race through the tunnel after beating Andross and get out without crashing into anything. Or, depending on the type of nerd you are, I will also say it’s like the second Death Star run, the one from Return of the Jedi. You know what I’m talking about.

Anyway, I feel like my entire life is just attempt after attempt not to bother other people, and it seems like I’m the only one who even has a clue that shit like this is going on. Don’t you people realize you should be mortified of inconveniencing other people?

I’m this close to becoming one of those guys that starts fights at bars for retarded shit like someone brushing against my leg. Honestly, everyone’s an inconsiderate dickhead but me.